The 55 Best Quotes Gilmore Girls Quotes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile & Miss Stars Hallow

When I was in middle school, I discovered Gilmore Girls. I fell in love the first time I saw it. It was such a good show. Every day, I would watch Gilmore Girls at 5:00 pm on ABC Family. My parents didn’t allow me to watch television during the school week. I knew that if my mom caught me watching tv, I would be in trouble. But I decided that Gilmore Girls was worth the risk.

 

When I was in high school, my parents bought me the complete DVD set of Gilmore Girls. I was so excited. I loved Gilmore Girls so much, I even thought that I would name my children after Luke and Lorelai. Needless to say, I was pretty much obsessed.

 

I thoroughly enjoyed the Netflix revival, Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life. And I thought that sharing some of my favorite quotes from Gilmore Girls might be a good way to celebrate the revival.

 

So without any further ado, here are 55 of my favorite quotes from Gilmore Girls. I hope you enjoy them.

 

 


 

 

1)   “I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.” – Lorelai Gilmore

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2)   “[Put the spider] someplace shady. Sheltered from the elements. And close to a talking pig.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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3)   “I’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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4)   “My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.” – Lorelai Gilmore

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5)   “Do you need a ride or is your horse parked outside?” – Emily Gilmore 

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6)   “Excuse me for thinking a banana-eating  contest was about eating a banana!” – Paris Geller  

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7)   “We’ll have two coffees and a rant meal please. Extra cheese.” – Rory Gilmore 

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8)   “Well, we like our internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, do a little dance, make a sandwich. With DSL there’s no dancing, no walking and we’d starve. It’d be all work and no play. Have you not seen The Shining, Mom?” – Lorelai Gilmore


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9)   “Maybe I am a loner. I mean, you were mocking my backpack today. I might just be one step away from carrying a mysterious duffel bag.” – Rory Gilmore 

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10)   “Ever worry that if a bird flies into your head it might never get out?” – Luke Danes

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11)   “A trench coat would be too All the President’s Men but my blue coat would be too His Girl Friday. I don’t know!” – Rory Gilmore 

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12)   “Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we could form an all girl band with Lane. You know like Banana-Rama. We could call it… Tangerine-A-Rama or Banana-Fana-Fofana-…Rama or something.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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13)   “But the coffee is in there. And it’s Danish Day. Are you seriously telling me that you’re gonna let a stupid fight get in the way of Danish Day?” – Rory Gilmore 

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14)   “Oh I can’t stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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15)   “I can’t believe we get to sit around and talk about books and get graded.” – Rory Gilmore 

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16)   “Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?” – Rory Gilmore

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17)   “I just take a book with me everywhere. It’s a habit.” – Rory Gilmore 

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18)   “We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for six or seven hours.” – Dean Forester 

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19)   “Mom, the flowers on the wallpaper are not growing or reproducing.” – Rory Gilmore 

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20)   “You’re wearing a newspaper on your head and you want me to be serious?” – Rory Gilmore 

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21)   “Why bother even calling it Final Destination 3. At that point just call it now you’re really really really dead!” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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22)   “My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. ‘I’m writing a letter, I can’t write a letter, why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, Casablanca is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!'” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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23)   “Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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24)   “Headmaster Charleston, this is my stepfather Kirk. Please don’t make any sudden movements, he’s a fear biter.” – Lorelai Gilmore

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25)   “You threw a frying pan at Taylor’s head without me there? I hate you.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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26)   “Now did anyone ever tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well don’t do it. I did once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos.” – Richard Gilmore  

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27)   “Gnome kicking says a lot about a man’s character.” – Babette Dell 

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28)   “As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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29)   “I don’t know why everybody in this town always thinks I’m crazy.” – Kirk Gleason 

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30)   “You do know, honey, that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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31)   “Me? Raising a kid? I don’t even like kids. They’re always sticky like they’ve got jam on their hands. Even if there’s no jam in the house, somehow, they’ve always got jam on their hands! I’m not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!” – Luke Danes 

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32)   “I managed to find Uno and Checkers, and Battleship and most of the pieces of Candyland. Which I figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game, Candyship Battleland. War never tasted so good!” – Lorelai Gilmore  

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33)   “A movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy didn’t all take place in the car! Dances With Wolves wasn’t one long wolf dance. But this was nothing but snakes! Snakes! Snakes! Relentless snakes on a plane.” – Lorelai Gilmore  

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34)   “It’ll be fun, it’ll be a thrill. Something stupid, something bad for you. Just something different. Isn’t this the point of being young? It’s your choice, Ace. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived.” – Logan Huntzberger  

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35)   “You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself. Did we learn nothing from Mad Hot Ballroom?” – Logan Huntzberger  

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36)   “Well I know how mad you get when I bring the Insane Clown Posse with me.” – Lorelai Gilmore  

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37)   “It’s so satisfying to watch people exercise while you eat junk food.” – Lane Kim 

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38)   “She’s been here five minutes and already has a date. I’ve been going to this school for nine years and I’m the french soda monitor.” – Paris Geller  

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39)   “No man is an island. But this woman is.” – Paris Geller 

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40)   “My mother is having the entire place redone, she wants all evidence of my father out of there. So unless you want to sit on no furniture, while watching three Harvey Fierstein impersonators rip up the carpet and paint everything a ridiculous shade of white and call it ‘angel’s kiss’ then we’re going to have to find somebody else’s house to go to.” – Paris Geller 

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41)   “I would like a cheeseburger with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.” – Lorelai Gilmore  

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42)   “Hey, guys, go on over to the diner and have breakfast with your families, and then ask the nice man in the baseball hat and the flannel shirt to do sock puppets for you. And if he says no, just ask him louder. It’s part of the game!” – Lorelai Gilmore  

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43)   “Who could not like being kissed by a Gilmore Girl?” – Christopher Hayden 

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44)   “It’s Friday night, we should be out partying with the homies.” – Rory Gilmore  

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45)   “People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.” – Michel Gerard  

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46)   “Five years. Cool. I’ve got about the next two and a half hours planned, and then there’s just darkness and possibly some dragons.” – Rory Gilmore 

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47)   “If you’re gonna throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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48)   “Hey, my mom’s not wearing any underwear!” – Rory Gilmore 

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49)   “Get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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50)   “I really like him, Rory. I can’t help it. And it’s been a really long time since I’ve felt like this. You can’t always control who you’re attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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51)   “Oy with the poodles already.” – Lorelai Gilmore

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52)   “What she tackles, she conquers.” – Richard Gilmore 

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53)   “Mom, you’ve given me everything I need.” – Rory Gilmore 

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54)   “This thing we’re doing here, you, me. I’m in. I am all in.” – Luke Danes 

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55)   “There are many paths in life. There’s the ‘Hey, you’re cute, sure, I’ll marry you after graduation and med school’ and the ‘Can you drive Susie to soccer today, ’cause I’ve got a pedicure?’ path. And then there’s my path, where I found myself 16 and pregnant and I realized ‘I have to get a job, I have to raise a kid and being me, I have to do it all by myself.’ Not easy. But the thing with my path was, when I reached the end, I turned around and realized I’d ended up someplace really good.” – Lorelai Gilmore 

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What are your favorite quotes from Gilmore Girls? Did you enjoy watching Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life? Let me know what you think. I love hearing from you. 🙂

 

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